As some of you know, there are mountains in the Alps.
You can ski them.
But only with all the porper gear.
Otherwise you might die.
And then wild beasts will eat you.
Europeans generally not only have all the proper gear, we also get along well with wild beasts.
We also pretty much walk the cutting edge of high fashion all the time. (Sometimes people cut themselves.
)
As summer pisses convective precipitation on the laundry we leave outside to dry with increasing frequency, it is common around here to frolick in the high pastures to avoid the humidity.
Always in the hopes of some refreshment!
Sometimes we just get dust and scree though.
Or a snowboarder in a creek!
Then we usually just go home.
Even that can be hazardous in these mountains though, so we always carry.
