Today was no exception for Chez Diamond. L'equipe of the Big Mule Chalet decided to conquer one of Cham's raddest obstacles: Golfing du Chamonix.
This zone is no bullshit. Full of objective hazards:
-Wet Puppies
-Snakes (I didn't see any but liz said she did when she was dicking around in some bushes)
-Japanese Tourists (ready to take HD video of you when you're got your pants down [literally])
-Seracs falling off the Glacier Rond (they could potentially get you even here [100,000 year slide path])
Lest I not forget our main Hazard: THE FABLED SPRING DOG SHIT
You think its hardened and crusty, but its not, not today no sir-ee. Not with the warm snowmelt allowing it to attain its full-bodied freshly shat putridity.
Starring:
Elisabetta Pietragallo
Marco "Corpoduro" Diamante
Anyway,
People come from all over world to prove their shit here. Today would be no different. HARD CORE DIE HARD DIE.
I wish this was my house. It's not.
We started it off, like we always do, with some shitty white wine.
Fondez baby Fondez
This grass is so green. I want to two time hard-roll it.
As always, a cartwheel contest. I totally dominated.
On peut nager. Mais, pour quoi pas?
Comme <<Le Corpoduro>>
We only had to call the PGHM once at the end to bring us some more Chardonnay and Gauffres (Bomb-ass waffles)
