Hey Mom Watch This, Mt. Timpanogos, UT

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DonJuanPakistan
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Hey Mom Watch This, Mt. Timpanogos, UT

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I'm in Utah at my parent's house. Left the ski shit in Washington cause that's where the skiing is. But hell, I got here and was all, DAAAAMN I SHOULD SKI THAT, as I looked up at Mt. Timp from my driveway. So I borrowed some ski shit and convinced a friend it would be a foolproof idea and headed up.

Meanwhile, my mom and dad and girlfriend were headed up a road parallel to the mountain for a hike, they would later watch most of our descent from their vantage through binocs.

Mikey and I climbed the mountain and I felt like some kind of death, having spend the previous weak fulfilling my patriotic obligation of binge drinking. But we surmounted our physical and mental weaknesses and soon stood on top of the E-NE summit of Timp, ready to shred the fun.

I called my family and said "Hey mom, watch this!" "Try to ski as well as me" she replied. The rad upper slope was memorable in my memory as anything I remember skiing recently, which isn't saying much considering the behavior just alluded to, but it was damn good. The slope narrowed and steepened towards the brink of a radical cliff, its form complimenting the v-neck t-shirt I was wearing. We reached the edge and then using every meter of our 70m rope, we rapped off a tree leaving behind a sling and biner. In addition to day drinking, littering is OK within two days +/- the 4th of July. The lower slopes were tits as well, just perfect summer snow, the leftovers of a record-breaking Utah winter.

Upon reaching the end of the snow, 4,500' below our drop in and a paltry 15 minutes from the car, I was disappointed to find that my stashed shoes were missing. No biggie, I got em at Ross. I don't know if anyone has skied this line before and that's the way I like it. Beta ruins the fun.

Sky was here at the same time this went down, he was busy alternating between crushing Little Cottonwood Canyon granite cracks and enjoying the depravity of the Park City/Davide De Masi scene. Good times had.

Happy 4th!

Midway, UT. It ain't so bad. The line is the one that looks good.
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Just straight crushing it.
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Skywalker Mikey headin' to the drop in.
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Sending it with Deer Creek Reservoir 6,300' beneath us.
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Dad and Mia watching from Alpine Loop Road.
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Perfect summer snow, Heber Valley below.
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Mikey nearing eternity.
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We dreaded a techy changeover and anchor location, but it was mellow maaaaan.
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Mikey on rap, look for the orange helmet amidst the choss.
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Moats and rockfall kept us on our toes.
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Rapperfall.
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Jumping a runnel on rental ski and boots wearing khakis, a V-neck and a climbing helmet = win.
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Route
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Anybody tells you ski season is over pity them.

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Looks like lots of fun, Drew. Timp looked fully ski-worthy on my drive to Provo from Party City yesterday. Thanks for sharing. And Susan rules. It was so good to hang with you and Mia and Liz and Dave and TOM.

OMG BIG HUG

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Damn, that a lot of snow left on Timp! How does Cold Fusion look? I bet it's still fat! Maybe I should head there instead of Hood...

Nice line. Very smart bringing a 70m! Be a good candidate for a speed wing and nix the mid-fun rap!

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If you go Utah go Uintas.

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stylyeeee haw


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I take it either Alex had to work or the weather's been shitty up there.

Alex

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That's a Fuck Yeah!
I was trying to be politically correct incase Drew's mom was reading this. I figured it was better than writing Fuck Yeah.

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Don't worry; Drew's mom is hella cool and I know for a fact she's seen worse in person within the last week.

But you're such a nice young man, Alex.

Alex

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Oh well. whatever it was, it was meant as a good thing.

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